twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

twatulence by Karodan November 19, 2013

twatalescent 

Those asshole kids who are half-way between suck and dick. Often referred to as "pre-teens".

So today my twatalescent rolled her eyes at me and said, "I was gonna walk the dog because it's fun, but its not like I even get paid for it!"

twatalescent by twatsinaname December 10, 2015

Twatulance 

Habitual fanny farting

I swear that Doris kept pumping out her front bum. She must have twatulance!

Twatulance by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

twatglance 

When someone in front you drives particularly badly, you finally manage to pass them and you look at the driver to see if they look as stupid as they drive. See also twat-e-glance

One sec, let me just twatglance this idiot, yep, on his phone

twatglance by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

Twatulent 

The act of being a twat.

The man's actions could be described as nothing more than absolutely twatulent in it's idiocy!

Twatulent by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019