Definitions by JizzleBizzle1980
Twatlases
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?
Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...
Person 1: I hate you
Person 1: Hahaa!
Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...
Person 1: I hate you
Person 1: Hahaa!
Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
Colonsequences
1. A loose bumhole.
2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."
Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
Colonsequences by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009