Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?
Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...
Person 1: I hate you
Person 1: Hahaa!
Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...
Person 1: I hate you
Person 1: Hahaa!
Person 2: Friggin twatlases
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
Get the Twatlasesmug. 1. A loose bumhole.
2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."
Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009
Get the Colonsequencesmug.