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Twatclamp 

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.
Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.
Twatclamp by twatclamp October 13, 2016
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A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.
Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap
Twatlap by Kittayh March 7, 2016

twatlapia 

Damn girl you got that twatlapia
twatlapia by John Jonhston May 15, 2014

Twathampton 

A town, south of Lower Bush and just north of Crotchley. Twinned with the town of Long Knob.
Attention all passengers. This train is going to Twathampton. Please remember to take all dildoes and personal belongings with you.
Twathampton by Andy May 2, 2004
When you have nothing else to do so you go for a walk that ends up going around in a circle and you return exactly where you started.
Steve :Hey im bored
Mo :Me too
Steve :Twatlap?
Mo :Okay...
Twatlap by RaaaRaaaa June 27, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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