twatlamp

the best insult ever
derived from e-lamp

ure such a twatlamp asdfasfasdf

by akgsjlgasdkg January 17, 2008

Twatclamp

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

by twatclamp October 13, 2016

Twatlap

A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.

Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap

by Kittayh March 7, 2016

twatlapia

The highest quality twat imaginable

Damn girl you got that twatlapia

by John Jonhston May 15, 2014

Twathampton

A town, south of Lower Bush and just north of Crotchley. Twinned with the town of Long Knob.

Attention all passengers. This train is going to Twathampton. Please remember to take all dildoes and personal belongings with you.

by Andy May 2, 2004

Twatlap

When you have nothing else to do so you go for a walk that ends up going around in a circle and you return exactly where you started.

Steve :Hey im bored
Mo :Me too
Steve :Twatlap?
Mo :Okay...

by RaaaRaaaa June 27, 2010