Twatlases 

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009

twatass 

A slang term referring to a stupid person or a stupid idiot, ‘you twatass’, to make fun of ones self or someone else for having acted stupidly.

you twatass, what a twatass!

twatass by Allan Ewart June 2, 2008

twatmates 

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

twatmates by 7Kev7 December 27, 2007

twatalescent 

Those asshole kids who are half-way between suck and dick. Often referred to as "pre-teens".

So today my twatalescent rolled her eyes at me and said, "I was gonna walk the dog because it's fun, but its not like I even get paid for it!"

twatalescent by twatsinaname December 10, 2015

Twatanese 

It's a language men speak when they are on their menstrual cycle.

It's a language men speak when there in transition.

When a man has low level of testosterone and forms side boobs, man titties, etc.....

Penis friendly.

Why are you so twatanese?

Why are you acting so twatanese?

Twatanese by DomoKibbleBri May 16, 2025