turretts 

occasionally defended castle high points on a lady

"yeah she's dead nice and everything"

"good turretts ?"

turretts by dereeko October 20, 2003

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.

My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

TURRETT 

The Turrett family has a diverse heritage, with a mix of Métis Mik’Maq Native American, Scottish, Irish, and other mainland bloodlines. Their roots can be traced back many years in western Newfoundland, where they have been involved in various activities such as fishing, hunting, and baking homemade bread. Despite facing challenging circumstances, including a family split due to the abusive behavior of the grandfather, the Turrett family has persevered and grown stronger.

It is worth noting that the misspelling of the last name as "Tourout" by one of the uncles resulted in a secondary family name. Nevertheless, both variations, Turrett and Tourout, have been embraced by different branches of the family.

Overall, the Turrett family has demonstrated resilience and unity throughout their history, and their name continues to endure and thrive.

“Wow some tough you are mah son!”

“Go on byi, I’m a Turrett mah son, you know favour then Turrett’s & Tourout’s yes hey?”

TURRETT by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023

turrents

A prominent typo of "turrets" in many games, particularly Infantry.

Herthbul> rofl my nade missed all the turrents

turrents by Homsar June 21, 2004

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

Carpal Turrets by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Keyboard Turrets 

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

Keyboard Turrets by potatopancake October 4, 2009