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When a tall skinny bald guy tries to say turrets.
I died cause all those turrents were shooting me
turrents by Ichiro July 14, 2003
Pertaining to the Half-Life modification: Natural-Selection. Turrents are structures that rely on a Turrent Factory (TF) that shoot aliens. See also: turrent whore, turrent farm.
We NEED more TURRENTS COMMANDO!
turrents by Flayra November 24, 2003

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.
This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
A common misspelling of the word "turret," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
Turrents r kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
turrent by Spelling Crusade November 13, 2004

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.
They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

TorrentSpy 

Fuck kazaa and WinMX, that shit is for losers. Use TorrentSpy.
TorrentSpy by rbizzle December 21, 2004