theurbanpoet69's definitions
A being that is not quite human. He/she usually goes against all social norms, and constantly questioned for everything they do by society. Specimens minds work in strange ways, such as acting like they might have turrets, ADHD, and schizophrenia all at the same time. They might be one of the weirdest creations on Earth, but are extremely entertaining to watch.
by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020
Get the Specimenmug. by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
Get the Calculatormug. A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.
This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
Get the Uzi Turretsmug. The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
Get the Speaking Computermug. by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
Get the Urganmug. A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.
by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020
Get the Asshole Simpmug. A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.
by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020
Get the Simp Slutmug.