Carpal

The best manager UwU

Hey who’s the best manager UwU? Carpal.

by GodOfHyperLands December 11, 2019

Carpal

Lesbian Thot Chicken

Begone Carpal!

by Dope Gaming February 21, 2019

carpal

The kind of pimp slap that results when you strike someone with your carpal, yeah, like if the bottom of your palm (just above the wrist) hits a subordinate's head

Damn, that Rangiku-san can pull off a real carpal (like in Bleach episode 115, you'll see what I mean)

by Sean Skyhawk May 15, 2008

Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 23, 2008

Carpal Thumbel

A condition resulting from excessive text messaging or use of a PDA keyboard. Symptoms range from stiffness to a complete inability to bend your thumb(s). Long term effects may include hitchhiking paralysis.

Mom, I can’t take out the trash because my Carpal Thumbel is acting up again.

by Carpal Everything April 11, 2008

Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Carpal Tunnel

What you get from masturbating too much.

Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."

Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."

by fiendordoe April 14, 2009