Mik

*Minor in kink*

This is a term used in the bdsm community to describe those underaged in the community. It’s not a good thing to be and mik.

No Miks or maps allowed!

by Sporadic_PandaSalad. March 19, 2020

Mik

Mik is an incredibly cool and awesome dude. Mik is always stuck in traffic, know for the phrase "mik, det er mye øk ."

have you heard about mik? Yeah mik is very cool.

by gregory127 September 24, 2019

Mik

the nickname of Maaike.

P1: Hey mik!
Maaike: i told you to stop calling me that.

by Phe The Werewolf June 20, 2019

Mik

The one who can't remember how to spell mike.

FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MIK

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Mik

A person who rules over peasants. He is worshipped by many people.

“In the name of father, son and holy MIK, amen”

by Danis234 November 22, 2021

Mik

Someone who performs an act/makes a statement that is a lie in an attempt at avoiding a situation that may be self detrimental but wholly for selfish reasons.

A mik can be the person performing the act or a word for the act itself. E.g. "He's such a mik" or "We just got mik'd"

The success of a mik is dependent on the obviousness of said mik plus whether or not the mik is gotten away with.

Normal person: "Hey man can you make me a cup of tea?"
Mik: "Nah man sorry I don't know how to make tea"

Normal person: "I'll text you later to arrange meeting up to pick up the goods"
Mik: "Sure thing man" (ignores every message/call)

by Mim90 November 28, 2016

mik

the champion of all men, he rules, there is nothing more to say, he is the fucking man!

my name is not MIK because im fuckin retarded

by anything but mik, because that guy is god September 20, 2003