Turrets

-The common mispelling of 'tourettes'

-a small tower, usually that conjoining another, larger building

man, that guy joe has a massive case of turrets!

don't you mean...tourettes?

by Turretguy December 26, 2009

turrets

exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!

by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005

turrets

turrets are the thing that males have. sometimes males say females have turrets, meaning their titties, but the actual meaning of it is balls.

Alexandra: "Wow he looks like he would have nice turrets!"

Rob: "I know you do, babe."

Alexandra: "OMG Rob your not using the correct form of turrets that I was using, you tool!"

by TURRET LUVA January 22, 2009

Turrets

Oh, and I forgot to mention the turrets moving on their own. The military turrets aiming at their own planes.

Hym "THE TURRETS! I forgot about the turrets! Those are the most important part! Well... Aside from the other weapons. But the turrets are dope."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009