the thing i used to type this definition.
You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.
by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009
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What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.
Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!
by thlalyi February 07, 2003
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1.the only thing, besides your penis, that's in your hands right now.
2. apparently it is a weapon (see the movie WANTED)
oh bro could you hold my keyboard for me? no, not that the other thing.
by ZBreezy June 28, 2009
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Wat u just now used to type the letters K E Y B O A R D ....
I dont know wat a keyboard is....but im using one right now...!
by ManOfHell May 22, 2008
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The worst Highschool class ever conceived by man.
I'll be in the best mood ever, but then I have keyboarding and I leave miserable.
by Kazkid8 March 23, 2007
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A medieval form of torture.

In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!

That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.


by pianocheater April 13, 2014
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Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.
When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.
by Blayne September 23, 2005
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