turdsurfer
derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.
Andy is a turdsurfer.
turdsurfer by Pat B. March 22, 2007
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Turd-surfer
Turd-surfer by jibby gibson July 25, 2010
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Turdsurfing
The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.
Turdsurfing by Angrybob October 1, 2009
turdhurder
someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.
turdhurder by kwil15 June 3, 2010
turdburgerler
John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010
Turdburger
A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.
McDeez drive-thru.......
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010
turdburger
turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006
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