Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

by Angrybob October 1, 2009

turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

Turdbarfing

When you take a poo in the toilet then turn around and puke on top of it.

"I was so hammered last night after that huge party, by 3am I barely made it to the head and ended up turdbarfing.

by ErnErnErn April 27, 2014

Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

turdshorfing

shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep

friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!

by sam hippo April 25, 2006