Turdsurfing 

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

Turdsurfing by Angrybob October 1, 2009

turdstring 

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

turdstring by jonesberger October 6, 2018

Turdbarfing 

When you take a poo in the toilet then turn around and puke on top of it.

"I was so hammered last night after that huge party, by 3am I barely made it to the head and ended up turdbarfing.

Turdbarfing by ErnErnErn April 27, 2014

Turd Surfing 

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

Turd Surfing by rob $ April 13, 2005

turdshorfing 

shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep

friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!

turdshorfing by sam hippo April 25, 2006