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turdcumference

Circumference of a turd

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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
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Turkumference

Measurement of the circumference of a turkey. Notably, the girth of the protagonist in the film Thankskilling and Thankskilling 3.
John wondered why Stacey compared his penis to the turkumference of Turkie as he devoured wanda lust's neck
by Rick Charound November 15, 2017
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