turdito

A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.

My cat left a turdito on the carpet.

by Wigga July 3, 2003

turdito

a mexican turd comprised usually of buritos/ nachos and tequila can often talk

DUDE: omg rofl a turdito

TURDITO: fuck you

by SDHGSDHED December 9, 2008

Turdioblastesis

When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.

John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.

by xxmikeoxhugexx August 14, 2022

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.

Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turditude

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

by wiley1 April 24, 2008

Turrito

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011