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A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.
My cat left a turdito on the carpet.
turdito by Wigga July 3, 2003
Words you can keep
a mexican turd comprised usually of buritos/ nachos and tequila can often talk

DUDE: omg rofl a turdito

TURDITO: fuck you
turdito by SDHGSDHED December 9, 2008
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Turdioblastesis 

When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.
John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.
Turdioblastesis by xxmikeoxhugexx August 14, 2022

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.
Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!
Turdtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turditude 

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.
turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008
Alex makes THE best turritos.
Turrito by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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