turdiot

An individual who is both a turd and an idiot. This word is used jokingly to call friends who are being a bit of a turd, but also a bit of an idiot.

Jacob can be such a turdiot sometimes. He needs to understand that he will never be able to beat the likes of Nikki in billiards.

by Napsters October 10, 2019

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Turdioblastesis

When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.

John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.

by xxmikeoxhugexx August 14, 2022

turditude

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

by wiley1 April 24, 2008

Tardiot

1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.

I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.

by GMB123 February 26, 2010

Turdistan

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

by Iblisatan January 24, 2007