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Turdition

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!
by Brown Fury May 30, 2009
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Turdite

Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
I found a nice piece of turdite today.
by worderizer January 5, 2021
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Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.
Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated
by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026
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