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Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.
Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated
by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026
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turdpidation

A feeling of fear or agitation about the humongous dump you're about to take.
Steve set off for the shitter with a feeling of turdpidation, he knew this one was gonna hurt.
by BHills_Butthead May 9, 2015
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Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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Turdmiration

To admire and envy the defecation of another person.
Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Turdilation

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.
Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
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Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.
"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"
by alemeister June 8, 2009
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Turdition

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!
by Brown Fury May 30, 2009
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