To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.
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1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
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If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.
If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.
If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
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Get the Turdlationship mug.Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"
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Get the Turdmiration mug.A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.
Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.
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