turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.

Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn

by Lenny and George April 13, 2010

Turticorn

A cross between a turtle and a unicorn. Often said to have Ninja skills and be generally awesome. Originated on twitter during a conversation between @HolowPointSmile and @KobraKidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, Turtles and Unicorns, and also Ninjas.

I just put my Turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling

by DeadManWalkingAliveSomewhere July 2, 2011

turdcorn

the undigested remnants of whole kernels of corn found in human excrement

with nothing to read in the bathroom, David idly passed the time by counting turdcorns ....

by gourmando February 19, 2004

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

Tricorn

noun. (tri-corn) the three horned unicorn, three times as rare as the unicorn

"yo dude, did you see that tricorn? Its three times rarer than the unicorn"

by NotA Tricorn March 30, 2012

Turdicken

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

by Quasiboner December 27, 2014