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Turdioblastesis
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When you barely make it to the toilet, and
the moment
you sit down
the shit
explodes out of
your asshole
.
John was
suffering
from a major case of turdioblastesis
this morning
so he will
probably
be late.
by
xxmikeoxhugexx
August 14, 2022
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