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Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
I found a nice piece of turdite today.
Turdite by worderizer January 5, 2021
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turdtexting 

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.
How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?
turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turditude 

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.
turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008
The immature brother of the selfie.

Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.

Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.
turdie by meezy December 12, 2013
A fan of Songshit ASMR
"Have you seen that one comment left by one of her fans, where they said she's as good, if not better than Gordon Ramsey when it comes to cooking?"

"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
Turdie by Abe.. May 10, 2021

TurdTesticle 

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.
I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.
Blind and often uneducated followers of libtard leader Justin Trudeau.

These people are often granola eating, tree hugging hippies that couldn't collectively put together an educated thought, if their life depended on it.

You will often find them saying things "But Harper did this" and " that hurts my feelings and is therefore hate speech".

They can be found attending any protest that feeds their self hating white guilt agenda.
Those trudites have to be some of the dumbest people I've ever met...
trudite by archer vice August 30, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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