turdioli

a turd entombed in toilet paper that resembles a ravioli.

I didn't want to leave the racing stripe in my girl's bowl, so I made a turdioli.

by xfixi8 June 8, 2011

Tardioli

The act of molesting a turkey in the ass and cooking it for thanksgiving for your grandparents

Oh ya Justin is totally is gonna do a tardioli this year

by The Sped SHED May 8, 2021

turdpolisher

One who makes the best of a bad situation. Originally used around TV newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the shit out of a crappy assignment.

Give the "cat in the tree" story to the turdpolisher. He'll do it right.

by rick portier September 6, 2006

turdilicious

3 Definitions:
1) When something gets a little bit too bootilicious... Know what I'm saying?

2) When something blows hard

3) The opposite of delicious... Tastes like shit

1) "I think Beyonce just crapped her pants" "Her body is just too turdilicious baby" 2) "Today my car broke down and I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle... Happy birthday to me" "Sounds turdilicious" 3) "Have you tried Brianna's Mushroom cake?" "Turdilicious man"

by OD, D and lil D August 2, 2011