turdtoter

An Ass/Butt/Hiney which is attractive in appearance

Jesus, Dianna has a nice turdtoter!!

by therealoddthomas March 26, 2008

turdboner

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

turdotherapy

Therapy using turd, designed to provide an outlet for coprophilia

Next week Ana has scheduled her turdotherapy session for release, as the pressure has been building up

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Turd Toter

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

turdster

A weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male.

Oy you, nob off turdster!

by Nonceman April 27, 2003

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike May 13, 2005