by wiley1 April 24, 2008
Get the turditude mug.The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011
Get the Tortitude mug.When you can't stop violently shitting your pants, so you tie a shoelace around your ankle to seal your pant leg to keep the shit from leaking out.
Man the food poisoning had me shitting my pants so bad I had to make a turdiquet just so I could make it home.
by maaadskids June 26, 2020
Get the Turdiquet mug.Wickedness, and vileness.
by That guy in black December 17, 2008
Get the Turpitude mug.A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Get the Tortitude mug.(n) - The skid mark residue left behind in the bottom of the toilet after taking a really nasty dump! Often found by the next unsuspecting office mate. Can only be disposed of by repeat flushings and properly placed clumps of TP.
(n) - The floating residual chunks of turd that have successfully made the first cut of flushings. Usually recognizable for what they originally were and extremely grotesque to the next weak stomach individual. Must be disposed of using repeat flushes.
(n) - The floating residual chunks of turd that have successfully made the first cut of flushings. Usually recognizable for what they originally were and extremely grotesque to the next weak stomach individual. Must be disposed of using repeat flushes.
Dude, the smell in there was bad enough!! You couldn't clear off the turdidue though??
Hey Bro, watch Pauls face when he comes out the crapper after seeing my turdidue!!
Hey Bro, watch Pauls face when he comes out the crapper after seeing my turdidue!!
by Urban Articulator April 26, 2009
Get the Turdidue mug.A conjunction of the words "traditional" and "attitude", it is the negative attitude displayed by a number of Traditionalist Catholics.
Traditude can be identified by the "holier-than-thou" mindset displayed towards those who attend the Ordinary Form of Mass, as well as the Mass itself.
Traditude can be identified by the "holier-than-thou" mindset displayed towards those who attend the Ordinary Form of Mass, as well as the Mass itself.
Traditionalist Catholic: "The bishop came to our parish for confirmation and was absolutely amazed by our schola. He asked me to teach the Diocesan Choir to sing polyphony and Gregorian Chant. Over my dead body! If THEY want ME to teach them, then THEY need to come and ask ME. I'm not going to offer to help THEM."
TLM New Comer: *Whoa! Lady's got a bad case of traditude.* "Really? It's unfortunate you feel that way. The Diocesan Choir really needs your help. No deacon should have to prostrate himself to the sound of the modernist version of the Litany Of the Saints while Origen is being invoked." *Leaves parish and never returns*
TLM Newbie: "Yeah, I went to the TLM in my old diocese a couple of times, but I couldn't stand being there. Way too much traditude."
TLM New Comer: *Whoa! Lady's got a bad case of traditude.* "Really? It's unfortunate you feel that way. The Diocesan Choir really needs your help. No deacon should have to prostrate himself to the sound of the modernist version of the Litany Of the Saints while Origen is being invoked." *Leaves parish and never returns*
TLM Newbie: "Yeah, I went to the TLM in my old diocese a couple of times, but I couldn't stand being there. Way too much traditude."
by JBI42 March 27, 2012
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