turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

turdster

A weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male.

Oy you, nob off turdster!

by Nonceman April 27, 2003

Turpster

A crazy British guy who talks on podcasts, but is most awesome.

Turpster says don't do drugs.

by zimphella March 30, 2009

turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turster

A destroyer of toasters...most likely in a drunken/drug induced state.

Turster just beat the shit out of that toaster!

by Chris Hutson January 21, 2004

Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.

Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.

by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013

turster

a mix between a hamster and turtle

Look at that cute little turster!

by The Sadistic Bagel August 5, 2007