tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

by Kozzie January 10, 2007

tardistan

An alternate generic name for any of the many psychotic,theocratic,kleptocracies that exist in the middle east with the last letters consisting of the dreaded "STAN".These countries could fill Tard Wagons(short yellow bus)for the next century due to the fact that they are full of TARDO(retarded)backwards people.

My vacation really sucked because I accidently arranged to spend it in a filthy,vile,bleak Tardistan country!

by tickyul December 9, 2008

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

tristan alligaen

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristania

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes

Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.

by Atheuz October 17, 2005

TristanwithaK

TristanwithaK is a German/Filipino character from the anime: "Cock, the Movie." His presence throughout the movie has become tragic as his Math lessons turned into a nightmare where he slowly went insane. TristanwithaK also apart of the sequel of "The Tankograds" and "Technograds" where the Battle of Tirad Pass took place when both sides became a bunch of Filipino and American virgins.

"TristanwithaK is also known as Lebron von Leeb of the Army Group North."

by Zhrimpian December 29, 2020