turdan

A length of soiled toilet paper used by a poor mufti (camel jockey) for his turban.

I can't tell if the smell is coming from the dude or his turdan!

by French Admin Guy August 03, 2007

turdanal

someone who always does foolish actions for attention

you are such a turdanal!

why do you have to be such a turdanal?

by Choi Cousins July 20, 2012