turdan

A length of soiled toilet paper used by a poor mufti (camel jockey) for his turban.

I can't tell if the smell is coming from the dude or his turdan!

by French Admin Guy August 3, 2007

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Turbanisation

An increase in the proportion of the people living in an area that wear turbans.

Bradford used to be such a nice place before the impact of Turbanisation.

by mesm-erise April 18, 2015

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal

To do with turds or poop.

The turdal storm raged up my ass!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016