turdanal

someone who always does foolish actions for attention

you are such a turdanal!

why do you have to be such a turdanal?

by Choi Cousins July 20, 2012

turdamaloo

A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.

"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."

by hampollo December 5, 2011

Turanalis

Turanalis is a name for the god of straightness he is the most hot person in the world.

If you are friends with this person you are cool but if your one of his enemy’s you are the big gay.

I am Turanalis the god of Straightness
Turanalis - the big straight

by Adam norwitsky April 5, 2020

turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.

Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.

by jpry May 21, 2024