turban

A garmet, that is usually very clean, that is worn by some people because their religion and/or culture requires it. Turbans are made from long strips of cloth (up to 30ft) and wrapped around the head. The method of wrapping can tell an observer a lot about the wearer's background.
Turbans are pretty decent things to wear. Not at all dirty or bad. I should say the people who don't like them are incestuous pricks, or otherwise asshats.
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A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.
That turban is bling!
by Shard April 20, 2005
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The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.
by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005
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Devil's Hat. (According to George Bush)
George w. Bush: Let's bomb everyone who wears those turbans!
by Arafat lives! December 27, 2004
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A turban runs that gas staion.
by B to the Rock October 27, 2005
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the act of takeing an aricle of clothing, holding it in front of the anus while flagulating, then quickly wrapping the peice around ones face. Originates from buttercup
After having curry last nice, I just had to turban that old lady.
by Rondizzle Dog June 12, 2006
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a cheap towel that indians with disgusting hair wear.
It is usually thoroughly cleaned with grains of rice which absorbs their body odor which always smells.
The same rice is then eaten for dinner .
Thats disgusting eating rice that came from your smelly turban moneet
by Sharpie92 December 13, 2007
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