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Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.
Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?
Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007

Tarantula fighting 

When two lesbians rub there lap flounders together causing a rage of passion that results in a release of vaginal venom.
Look at those two stupid floozies over there... They are tarantula fighting on the hood of that El Camino... They are definitely going to ruin that paint job with there discharge
Tarantula fighting by FILTHYPIG October 5, 2006

ass tarantula 

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.
Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

angry tarantula 

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.
When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.
angry tarantula by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

sticky tarantula 

During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.
Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."
sticky tarantula by zorro97 April 16, 2008

sickly tarantula 

A sickly tarantula is a sexual position where 8 women who don't shave use dildos to ananly please eachother in a train whilst projectile vomiting
Damn Becky, you and your 2 hairiest friends should come over to imitate a sickly tarantula
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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