Turdantula

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When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.

Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything

Turdantula by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017

Words you can keep

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007

Tarantula fighting

When two lesbians rub there lap flounders together causing a rage of passion that results in a release of vaginal venom.

Look at those two stupid floozies over there... They are tarantula fighting on the hood of that El Camino... They are definitely going to ruin that paint job with there discharge

Tarantula fighting by FILTHYPIG October 5, 2006

ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

ass tarantula by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

angry tarantula by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

sticky tarantula

During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.

Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."

sticky tarantula by zorro97 April 16, 2008

sickly tarantula

A sickly tarantula is a sexual position where 8 women who don't shave use dildos to ananly please eachother in a train whilst projectile vomiting

Damn Becky, you and your 2 hairiest friends should come over to imitate a sickly tarantula

sickly tarantula by Scrotum Tickler McDicknipps August 3, 2017

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026