Turdantula 

When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.

Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything

Turdantula by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007

Tarantula fighting 

When two lesbians rub there lap flounders together causing a rage of passion that results in a release of vaginal venom.

Look at those two stupid floozies over there... They are tarantula fighting on the hood of that El Camino... They are definitely going to ruin that paint job with there discharge

Tarantula fighting by FILTHYPIG October 5, 2006

ass tarantula 

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

ass tarantula by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

angry tarantula 

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

angry tarantula by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

sticky tarantula 

During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.

Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."

sticky tarantula by zorro97 April 16, 2008

sickly tarantula 

A sickly tarantula is a sexual position where 8 women who don't shave use dildos to ananly please eachother in a train whilst projectile vomiting

Damn Becky, you and your 2 hairiest friends should come over to imitate a sickly tarantula

sickly tarantula by Scrotum Tickler McDicknipps August 3, 2017