turbinate

the thing that swells and makes you unable to breath and sleep at night

dad: why arent you sleeping?
kid: because my turbinate is a being a female dog

by some random account lol September 22, 2020

connection terminated

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

turbinado

Sweet; awesome; great. Used as you would use, "That is so sweet."

"That is totally turbinado."

"Mo' turbinado."

by Kevin Delaney December 19, 2006

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

John: hey dude i got this new fnaf 6 game its rlly cool
Joe Mama: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

by ConnectionTerminated November 10, 2020

Turbulated

Highly intoxicated with liquor.

I got turbulated this weekend.

by Griffin Troup + Jonah Lussier January 16, 2009

Urbinated

1) To be let go from one's employment for looking up definitions in the Urban Dictionary during work hours.

2) To be dissed by name or reference in an Urban Dictionary definition.

1) "Stu, if you don't stop trying to learn how to do the snappy dragon on Urban Dictionary, you will be urbinated for sure."

2) Stu -"Man, I did the angry scotish pirate to my sister's friend, and she totally put my name the definition for Douchie McDoucher"

McGoo - "Wow. Urbinated. Burn."

by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Turbanator

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023