Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet
kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same
time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet
kid: Bruce Lee
Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet
kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *
Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69
bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an
AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*
Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO