trumanize 

when the government and everyone around you tries to convince you that you're crazy!!! the word originates from the truman show (surprisingly not a show but a movie about a fake show where truman is convinced by the people around him that he is crazy if you haven't seen it). the most common sign of being trumanized is when your mom disowns you for thinking australia isn't real. stay safe out there anti-truman-nolegable-thinkers (ATNT) and remember you're not alone ❤️

my uncle, who was just removed from jail and held captive in my family's basement for three weeks, was trumanized by my mom and no longer believes that australia is a lie!!! the haggard old witch has done it again!!

trumanize by trumanizedcaptive November 6, 2022

trumpanzee 

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.

Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.

trumpanzee by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Trumpanzee 

Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.

More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.

I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.

Trumpanzee by Qbie February 26, 2018

Trumpanzee 

An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)

"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"

Trumpanzee by The Angry Baboon December 6, 2017

Trumpanzee 

A fully respecting, unquestioning, loyal republican to Donald Trump.
These people get triggered at even the slightest negative thing towards him.

Gosh dang it. These Trumpanzee's keep watching my every post

Trumpanzee by xX_Boss_Xx October 19, 2017

trumpanzee 

A filthy, chimeric beast with the form of a human being but with an irrational, violent mind closer to a wild primate, resulting from an aberrant social experiment from 2016 to 2020, in which ordinary hillbillies and their diaspora were conditioned employing a tsunami of deliberate misinformation that altered their perceptions, along with intellectual and empathetic capacity.

Donald John Trump, a former New York reality-show host and known sociopath, was the primary source and channel for the misinformation, which resulted in his election to the office of President. During his term of office, he tested the trance-like loyalty of his subjects with ever more degrading and humiliating acts (see communion, diaper), culminating in a homicidal trumpanzee insurrection on January 6, 2021, against Congress as they certified the electoral college ballots from the 2020 general election, which Trump lost by nearly 8 million votes.

Despite intensive investigation, scientists are unsure if the trumpanzee conditioning can be reversed, as there appears to be permanent brain damage.

Ordinary citizen 1: Watch out, that trumpanzee is about to charge.
Ordinary citizen 2: No problems. That's why god gave us bear spray.

trumpanzee by Tjanvier January 7, 2022

trumpanzee 

a blind Trump supporter who gets triggered just by the mention of Trump in bad light. similar to SJW's of the right-wing.

"Wow! There are so many dislikes on this YouTube video"
"Dude, this video critical of Trump. It must be the work of the Trumpanzees"

trumpanzee by sader June 11, 2017