Turbanize 

-Verb. Ter-buh-nhyz, -ized, -izing, -ization.
The demographical process by which an increasing cultural gradient of middle-eastern/subcontinental people enter a particular community.

The once white, Christian, middle-class town was overrun by sand monkeys and towel heads; it was "turbanized".

Turbanize by porkypig123 October 19, 2010

Turbanize 

To wrap a warm/hot towel around a male's genitalia after a blow job.

If you love your husband you should turbanize him to show how much you care.

Turbanize by Macy's and 'S.S.' January 18, 2010

TURBANIZE 

To go upside a persons head with a blunt object.

The policeman turbanized the alleged perpetrator.

TURBANIZE by RICHARD MADISON February 26, 2004

Turbanisation 

An increase in the proportion of the people living in an area that wear turbans.

Bradford used to be such a nice place before the impact of Turbanisation.

Turbanisation by mesm-erise April 18, 2015

Urbanized Hillbilly 

An old dude who grew up out in hillbilly land but moved to an urban area when they were a young man. They are an odd mixture of both liberal and conservative. They no longer fit in at their former home but they also don't fit in too well in the city even though they have many friends there.

Urbanized Hillbillies tend to read a lot and like to fix things like cars or anything else that needs fixing. A U.H. is the guy you call on when you need something fixed and you don't have the money to call a repairman, go to a garage, or etc.

City Boy 1; "Dude these snow chains I put on my tires ain't doing shit in this snow."" I'm gonna take em back then I'm gonna sue the store that sold them, and the company that made them."

City Boy 2: "Let's stop by Bob's house." " Bob's OK but his dad is a urbanized hillbilly."

City Boy 1; " No,he's a dumb motherfucker,"

City Boy 2; " "Yes he's a dumb fuck but there IS a few things those retarded hillbilly's do know." "Heres his house pull in."

Urbanized Hillbilly; "Looks at the car and shakes his head sadly and says; " First off I really would not be driving a classic car in this weather." Secondly; This is a 1969 Mustang and you put the chains on the front tires." " This is a rear wheel drive car, the chains go on the back tires." " Next time y'all do any work on a car go get a Haynes or a Chilton book and read it before you do anything else."
He then gets out his tools and proceeds to to change the chains for them.

Both city boys start jabbing each other in the ribs and whispering to each other "Look at that dumb motherfucker,he's changing it for us."

Old hillbilly thinks to himself: "Dumb fuckers." "They think I"m too stupid to know they are making fun of me." " Too stupid to know that the only reason I am doing this is because I don't want them to screw up this classic car."

Urbanized Hillbilly by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012

urbanized rumspringa

the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party

I cant wait to go ham at urbanized rumspringa 2012

RUMMMSPRINGGGAAAAA

urbanized rumspringa by urban rumspringa September 16, 2012

tumanize 

An adjective used to describe a simpleton who thinks like Archie Bunker, but talks like a mentally challenged Sylvester Stallone with a South Side of Chicago accent.
To Tumanize is to obliterate the English language.

Yo Edith, make me some chink food, da meathead ate all da sausage again. "Oh Archie must you Tumanize in the house".

tumanize by Aircraft Mechanics against Pussification April 9, 2008