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The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.
Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
by Qbie March 25, 2020
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More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
by Qbie February 26, 2018
Get the Trumpanzee mug.A nun who has lost her virginity, usually through sexual intimacy with another member of the Clergy, but who carries on with her duties as if she were chaste.
Joe: "Man, that babe is hot. I wish she weren't a nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."
by Qbie November 5, 2014
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