tristiano

the name tristiano is mean and all they care about is boys they have friends but would rather have boyfriends.

tristiano's my freind

by patty bardownski October 18, 2017

tristan alligaen

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristania

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes

Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.

by Atheuz October 17, 2005

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Tristansaurus-Rex

The most dangerous of all dinosaurs for a number of reasons; Firstly it has opposable thumbs, Secondly it has a markedly larger brain than dinosaurs usually exhibit, and most importantly because it is the only one not extinct.

The Tristansaurus-Rex was locked in mortal combat with the imposing Chupacabra.

by The_Last_one September 14, 2009

Cristiano

A extremely athletic and talented person, a great friend and a all round amazing person. He is also a godly kisser and has the sexiest body you will ever see

Girl: whoa that guy is a sexy beast
Girl 2: sounds like a Cristiano

by No one is here... September 28, 2018

Tristan Tate

Andrew Tates brother who has hair and wears sun glasses less than Andrew

Tristan Tate still has lots of BuGATies

by Treshawndeandre69 August 6, 2022