tristanosis 

When you can’t get a guy named Tristan out of your head

Guy: hey what is wrong with rebecca, she won’t get away from Tristan
Girl: Yeah i think that she has a case of tristanosis
Guy: damn, she needs to get that checked out, i can’t stand it anymore

tristanosis by LilyPichuu May 3, 2021

trickanosis

n. pronounced:\'trik-a- nō-səs\ A disease caused by having a trick(s) on the penis.

Sign and Symptoms:

Tricks may be hard to cure because they keep resurfacing on the penis.

You may not notice the tricks at first, symptoms could take days to manifest.

Clouded judgement.

Empty Wallet.

Cures:

Gradual but steady avoidance of sexual activity with women of the trick / hood booger variety.

Cold turkey abstinence (With this method may come other trickanosis consequences, such as stalking, car keying, false police reports, fake pregnancies etc.)

Visiting or talking with level headed friends and family can help ease the clouded judgement symptom.

Loss of job or income could help alleviate the empty wallet symptom.

His boy informed him that his love of trick booty resulted in a severe case of trickanosis.

trickanosis by voeuetoile November 25, 2011

Tristanitis 

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristanitis 

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022