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Tristianity

A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)
"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry
by Lyxchy November 7, 2022
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Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.
"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".
by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019
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Trystianity

By far the most accepting religion of all.
Facebook.com/pages/Trystianity/339796809452459
Dude, I just converted to Trystianity! Now I'm a Trystian!
by trystian1 January 21, 2013
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Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020
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Tristanity

1) To be as badass as Tristan from King Arthur the movie.

2) A state of total hard assness"
1) Alex looked upon the soccer field with tristanity.

2) Alex definitely dominated the game with all of his tristanity.
by Igor March 16, 2005
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Twistianity

The practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical Christians but in reality just twist everything the Bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.
The Bible says that human beings were created in His image. Mormonism says this means He has a penis and testicles. This isn't Christianity, it's Twistianity.
by Joseph Smith Johnson August 19, 2011
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Bristianity

A religion founded in 2019 worshiping Queen guitarist, Brian May, who is known as Brisus Christ in the religion
Im a member of bristianity and I have never been happier, Brisus really helped my life
by Regina mulaney May 30, 2020
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