tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

Tootersham

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.

It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already

by Bommar May 20, 2009

Tooterishy

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Tooters

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

hooters tooters

something you would say in place of "goodbye" or "talk to you later" mainly used with males but also okay with females.

"thanks for the ride man, hooters tooters", kyle proclaimed

by Kyle McKenna May 13, 2005

tooterous

It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.

by Rickdiculious June 30, 2017

tootersgc

Tootersgc, or Five Nights at Tooters, is a fnaf fancomic on twitter based around real people.

“Hey, did you ever read Tootersgc?”
“Yeah, I heard there was that one really gay blue haired guy in it!”

by jendbdjskebekxn August 12, 2023