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Tootersham 

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.
It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already
Tootersham by Bommar May 20, 2009

tooterpocalypse 

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.
We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!
Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.
John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*
Tooters by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

hooters tooters 

something you would say in place of "goodbye" or "talk to you later" mainly used with males but also okay with females.
"thanks for the ride man, hooters tooters", kyle proclaimed

tooterpocalypse 

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.
We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!

Angel Soler & Katiuska Robles Are Unfit To Be Teeter`~`Totters`~`Tooters 

Angel Soler & Katiuska Robles Are Unfit To Be Teeter`~`Totters`~`Tooters
Angel Soler & Katiuska Robles Are Unfit To Be Teeter`~`Totters`~`Tooters