Tooterishy 

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

Tooterishy by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Tootersham 

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.

It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already

Tootersham by Bommar May 20, 2009