Tootersham

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.

It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already

by Bommar May 20, 2009

Tottenshambles

Portmanteau of Tottenham and Shambles. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. See also "Spursy".

Spurs were 0-1 up at the end of normal time, against Wolves, but they still managed to lose 2-1. What a tottenshambles!

by mosko79 December 24, 2023