toolfus

Someone in whom the qualities of a tool and a doofus are found in nearly equal measure. For instance, a toolfus may be as awkwardly clueless as you classic doofus but also exhibit the unwarranted and grating self-confidence of a tool.

"I'm not sure if Barry is a tool or more of a doofus"

"I rather think he's a toolfus, don't you?"

by Inchul December 9, 2008

Toolpush

The manager of a service or drilling rig. Can be found mostly in the doghouse stayin dry when its raining. Stain cool when its hot. Ensures all maintenance, supplies and operations running smoothly. They are always right even when their wrong. Expects 100% out of his guys at all times. Can also be found babysitting most if not all people on lease. Keeps dummy roughnecks from puttin their fingers where they wouldn't put their dick. Most people hate em, its lonely at the top suckas.

" Fuck my toolpush is a dick. He expects me to show up AND work, wtf?"
" That motherfucker only has a grade 8 and he makes 6 figures? Must be a toolpush"

by Ytown June 28, 2013

toolfuck

An absurd, obnoxious, high-strung individual; a more vulgar and effective way to call one a tool.

"Why don't you just rip the bulbs out, ya toolfuck!?"

by Deeeps2 February 10, 2009

toofus

teeth

"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

Toofus

A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.

"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."

"Never be a Toofus on your first day."

"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"

by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

by Ian May 4, 2004

toolfest

a gathering of tools in one place

there was a toolfest outside of homeroom

by chimmeechonga March 23, 2008