46 definitions by Herb N. Dictionary

Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

face paint

make-up

That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

night goggles

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

noice

"nice!", but said like a meathead for effect

I got a C+ in Basic Math. Noice!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

moose-knuckle

see camel-toe

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002