toofus
"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)
toofus by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
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Toofus
A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.
"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."
"Never be a Toofus on your first day."
"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"
"Never be a Toofus on your first day."
"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"
Toofus by 317Electrician December 18, 2016
Toofus
That guy has a TOOFUS
toofus
"I love my toofus."
toofus
My little toofus
tookus lingus
The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.
Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?
-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?
-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"
tookus lingus by JolieJulia April 30, 2006
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