tondge

A tondge can be used to describe someone who thinks people actually listen and care what they say and do. It is also used to talk down to a person behind their back after they have committed an error of normal functionality.

"I can't believe he's been banging on all day about how many times he's done this camping lark before, yet he turns up without his tent and cooking gear. What a fucking tondge!"

tondge by kain dear January 1, 2009

todger 

Penis British

Nice todger

todger by Heretic May 20, 2002

Todge 

To masturbate furiously.

Colloquialism originating in rural Ireland.

Todging has long been known to lead to reduced vigour, impurity, blindness and satan worshipping.

Person 1: Imma todge in a bit
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Cool
Person 2: Wanna watch each other?
Person 1: Sure

Todge by Doctor Moose February 11, 2014

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

Zhou Tonged by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

todger 

1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick

1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger

todger by holyroman April 18, 2005

todger dodger 

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

You missy are a todger dodger

todger dodger by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Todger 

Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms

1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.

Todger by TejTejTej August 18, 2006