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A swift sharp headbutt to deal with a recalcitrant co-worker
He grabbed him by the collar and tonged him
Tonged by Gnomes 1602 November 4, 2023
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When someone gets pink eye after going to the strip club on a Wednesday
Damn I was tonged the day after the strip club
Tonged by Epps August 16, 2024

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.
I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

tonguediving 

Like crowd surfing or stagediving, tonguediving involves a musician jumping into the crowd to make out with audience members. Coined (after being performed) by Adam Lambert on 17 August 2010.
Adam Lambert was tonguediving again during the encore of last night's concert. The Glamberts were flipping the fuck out.
tonguediving by aonvas August 17, 2010

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)
1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.
Mosquito Toned by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010
Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.
Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.
Toned by Funployee June 21, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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