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chatrooms 

Where people with no lives go to communicate with other people with no lives. Or where 40 year old stalker virgins go to get little girls and boys!
-Taking place in one of those chatrooms-

Little boy - 'Hey Billy, I have a question! How old are you? I am 12'

Stalker "Billy" - 'Oh, what a coincidence! I am 12, too! Let's meet at my small basement today at nine at cometomyhouse ave. , stalker, CA.'

Guess what? The kid got raped!
chatrooms by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

chatrooms 

Places where people with very little social skills go to congregate.
"Can you come to the mall with us?"
"Sorry no, I have to be in a chatroom in an hour"
chatrooms by Danish May 17, 2004

chatrooms 

cyber place for people with little real life
Let's meet in the chatroom and talk.
chatrooms by Brynhilde May 16, 2003

yahoo chatrooms 

Chat rooms provided by yahoo.. which are full of porn bots, spam and paedophiles.
Person 1 : Dude i went on the yahoo chatrooms last night and creepy old guys kept hitting on me!

Person 2: Thats yahoo chat for you.

Get a Chatroom

Akin to the seemingly antiquated phrase "Get a room," "Get a Chatroom" should be used openly towards couples, or anyone for that matter, getting a bit too mushy online. Perfect for facebook wall conversations. It can also be used for when your notifications get bombarded because you decided to say "Nice Outfit!" on a friend's picture. This picture then sparked a flirtfest between the picture-poster and another random individual, leaving you to not only get annoyed, but notified! Next time you see this retch-inducing display online, let them know what they should do!
John: Oh baby, you look so hot O_O

Lisa: AwWw, thanks smoochems! I loveeee yOoOoO! Can't wait to see you later, muahhhhhh!

John: YOU can't wait?! You should see me over here!! I'm itching to get off so I can come visit my hunny bunny!

Rudy: Ewww, Get a Chatroom you guys!
Get a Chatroom by SKSharma January 26, 2011

chatroom thug

Someone who acts big on the internet, threatening people normally who they don't even know will probably never meet. pussys.
this random guy keeps giving abuse, hes surely just a chatroom thug
chatroom thug by rewindDUDE March 5, 2009

chatroom nihilism 

When someone engages in meaningless and thoughtlessly destructive conversation because it’s not face to face.
Once she had established her fictional online identity, she fell into a seductive pattern of unabashed chatroom nihilism.
chatroom nihilism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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