Todger

Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms

1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.

by TejTejTej August 15, 2006

Todger

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

Todger

To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.

Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!

by midlandriot September 30, 2011

todger

Penis British

Nice todger

by Heretic May 21, 2002

todger

1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick

1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger

by holyroman April 18, 2005

todger

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!

by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Todgered

“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.

Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!

Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!

by Felton Lichtersnatch October 30, 2021