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When you win a game or activity with ease.
‘Did you see the match, Man City tonged Watford’
‘I tonged my girlfriend on Words with Friends’
Tonged by The Tongler October 31, 2018
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A swift sharp headbutt to deal with a recalcitrant co-worker
He grabbed him by the collar and tonged him
Tonged by Gnomes 1602 November 4, 2023
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When someone gets pink eye after going to the strip club on a Wednesday
Damn I was tonged the day after the strip club
Tonged by Epps August 16, 2024

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.
I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

tonguediving 

Like crowd surfing or stagediving, tonguediving involves a musician jumping into the crowd to make out with audience members. Coined (after being performed) by Adam Lambert on 17 August 2010.
Adam Lambert was tonguediving again during the encore of last night's concert. The Glamberts were flipping the fuck out.
tonguediving by aonvas August 17, 2010

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)
1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.
Mosquito Toned by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010
Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.
Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.
Toned by Funployee June 21, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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