tolbear

a wild creature known to be selfish, clogs up sinks, and its habitat is the couch in the living room.

I wanted to channel surf, but there was a tolbear in the living room.

by jsadjs March 24, 2009

tolbert

The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!

Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee

Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off

by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018

Mike Tolbert

To swoop in and take the glory/achievement from a teammate or ally after they did all the work

Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!

by Tdugg November 6, 2011

Tombear

A bear with black hair and green eyes who loves coca cola and video games.

"I saw a Tombear the other day!" "Really?" "Yeah! He was drinking coke!"

by Sarexbearrr May 31, 2009

Jonathan Tolbert

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues

Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet

by TheDirp February 18, 2022

John Tolbert

John Tolbert is the best name in the world he is the best person in the entire world.

I love John Tolbert

by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020

Tolberted

To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.

To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.

Q: Hey, did you get the job?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.

A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?

by SlyDiablo April 9, 2023