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tolbert
The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018
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tolbear • TobbeArg • tolbert • Tolberted • Tombear • John Tolbert • Jonathan Tolbert • justin tolbert • Kaden Tolbert • kylie tolbert
Mike Tolbert
Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011
Tombear
Tombear by Sarexbearrr May 31, 2009
Jonathan Tolbert
That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Jonathan Tolbert by TheDirp February 18, 2022
John Tolbert
John Tolbert by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020
Tolberted
To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.
To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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